The Bullet Points mission is to redefine industry leadership by leveraging its most powerful asset: its people.
Combining years of industry experience with a shared commitment to quality and passion for success, the Bullet Points don't
just live success, they eat it, breath it, shower with it and take it out to show it a good time.
Proven leadership is not just about a stellar track record; it also includes a far-reaching network of industry-specific
subject matter experts and a veritable typhoon of strategic enterprise ninjitsu, enabling synergistic reconnection to the
logos of divine profit potential.
As your strategic partner, the Bullet Points exemplify commitment and harbor a pathological urge to make your brand the brand
in your sphere. The Bullet Points will win your company steadily-increasing market share because that's the only thing they care about.
They're sort of like automata that feed on the energy created when market share is acquired, but not exactly like that because
as everyone knows automata are incapable of out-of-the-box thinking, which the Bullet Points are really good at.
Just get the Bullet Points before your competition does — they're crazy, man, and they'll mess you up.
Jimbo, President and CEO Responsibilities: Looking good, maintaining a safe distance from productivity Education: BA Princeton University, MBA Wharton Likes: Cigars, scotch, comely MBA candidates Dislikes: Accounting, legal hassles, office management Before I was a Bullet Point I was...
"... 'working' for my dad, technically fired for poor performance but I looked fantastic. I founded the Bullet Points to get away from the hassle of having everything handed to me, and also I wanted to be the boss so I couldn't be fired again."
Stu, Chief Counsel and Guitars Responsibilities: Representing the Bullet Points in matters of intellectual property and contract law, playing guitar Education: BA Amherst College, JD Villanova University Likes: The Jam, sushi, antiques, chai, travel Dislikes: other lawyers, other guitar players, nu-metal, Frank Before I was a Bullet Point I was...
"... in law school trying to keep up with my hipster indie rock friends. A couple of us tried to start a record company call 'Wuss Trax' but I think Saddle Creek just killed us in that market. With that went my band Sid and the Nancy-Boys, but we had a good run. When I graduated I turned down a lucrative in-house staff position at a tobacco company because it was only going to be like 20% guitar playing and so here I am."
Robin, Chief Financial Officer, Bass Responsibilities: Accounting, managing investments, laying down a thick foundation groove Education: BA Emerson, MBA University of Buffalo Likes: Ampeg SVT heads, Celtic Frost, Venom, Skinny Puppy, Butthole Surfers Dislikes: Most fans of her favorite bands Before I was a Bullet Point I was...
"... all done up in latex and fishnets in Undead Blood Vixens. We'd paint our faces and do these crazy pyrotechnic stunts — once, we mauled the singer for the opening band with whips and paddles. The crowd loved it so much we started offering domination sessions backstage. Well, it paid my tuition. So anyway, what did you want to talk about for the website?"
Frank, Clerical Officer, Drums Responsibilities: Logistics, including but not limited to shipping/receiving, supplies, construction, union busting, drumming, driving the van. Education:Semper Fi or die! Likes: Beer, Hooters, poker, the Philadelphia Eagles Dislikes: Work, rain, people, animals, solid objects Before I was a Bullet Point I was...
"... rocket artillery! Then I drove a school bus and played weddings, birthdays and bar mitzvahs with Mort Malt and the Four Forties until I got this job. I tried giving lessons too, but I'm just... well I guess you'd say I'm not really good with kids."
